Justin Bieber Retires at 16, Strives to be Fireman

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Justin Bieber

16-year-old Canadian superstar Justin Bieber retires from rap game, strives to become firefighter.

[Justin Bieber's dad's site] According to Bieber’s Website, he will officially be quitting the rap game to pursue a lucrative job as a fireman.

“I really don’t care about mac’n on hos and wearing bling, I’ve always wanted to be a fireman maybe even a spaceman!,” said Bieber.

He goes on to say that being a fireman will allow him to get buffed up and become a real man. Evidentially the 16-year-old small fry pimp feels the money earned from music is just not as satisfying as rescuing Beatrice’s 30 cats from the tree (which she also threw up there).

Twitter unanimously erupted with voices of 40-year-old cougars who knew their dream of enslaving little Bieber would now be worthless, as he would no longer be famous.

“To my many fans, sorry. I must do what feels right in my heart and that is to eat lots of mayonnaise and fight fires, or Martians or maybe even Nazi’s. We are still fighting the Nazi’s right?” stated Bieber.

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  1. bwhahaloveit (April 1, 2010, 2:54 pm). Reply

    haha owned.

  2. bwhahaloveit (April 1, 2010, 2:54 pm). Reply

    haha owned.

  3. Anonymous (May 18, 2010, 3:47 pm). Reply

    justin bieber love youuu!!

  4. thairis (May 18, 2010, 3:47 pm). Reply

    justin bieber love youuu!!

  5. C0okiee_flower24@hotmail.com (May 28, 2010, 2:49 pm). Reply

    esta papi el pinche chamaco esta ermoso divino en serio y sin camisa que papi hasta quisiera hacer el amor con el i verle su cosona enorme que deve de tener cual quier cosa buscame en el face bock me llamo julissa bozques jimenes un beso papi te quiero arancar esa cosa que tines que se yama picho y chupartelo y hacer el amor con tigo ya saves adonde buscarme ok besos baby ok muaaaaaaaaaa

  6. C0okiee_flower24@hotmail.com (May 28, 2010, 2:49 pm). Reply

    esta papi el pinche chamaco esta ermoso divino en serio y sin camisa que papi hasta quisiera hacer el amor con el i verle su cosona enorme que deve de tener cual quier cosa buscame en el face bock me llamo julissa bozques jimenes un beso papi te quiero arancar esa cosa que tines que se yama picho y chupartelo y hacer el amor con tigo ya saves adonde buscarme ok besos baby ok muaaaaaaaaaa

  7. licooooo (June 6, 2010, 8:12 pm). Reply

    oiliooooooooooooo

  8. licooooo (June 6, 2010, 8:12 pm). Reply

    oiliooooooooooooo

  9. Lala123-99-99 (June 7, 2010, 8:06 pm). Reply

    I love you Justin Bieber although I know that I’ll never meet. I listen to your songs every day watching your pictures, but I know and feel that I have never sptkam Mischka because you somewhere far away and I am very far from you, your in poland: ((

  10. Lala123-99-99 (June 7, 2010, 8:06 pm). Reply

    I love you Justin Bieber although I know that I'll never meet. I listen to your songs every day watching your pictures, but I know and feel that I have never sptkam Mischka because you somewhere far away and I am very far from you, your in poland: ((

  11. marta (June 10, 2010, 5:34 pm). Reply

    j.b…..BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BY marta

  12. marta (June 10, 2010, 5:34 pm). Reply

    j.b…..BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BY marta

  13. Juliadelgado2009 (June 13, 2010, 10:33 pm). Reply

    sabes estas papito no hay nadie como tu teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee amoooooooooooooooooooo justin esres un sueño echo realidad tus fans del ecuador te estamos esperando no nos olvides un besooo chao

  14. Juliadelgado2009 (June 13, 2010, 6:33 pm). Reply

    sabes estas papito no hay nadie como tu teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee amoooooooooooooooooooo justin esres un sueño echo realidad tus fans del ecuador te estamos esperando no nos olvides un besooo chao

  15. HERICA SANTOS (June 14, 2010, 11:28 pm). Reply

    I LOVE YOU
    Justin Bieber

    • Jeremiah (August 5, 2010, 12:14 pm). Reply

      aw

  16. HERICA SANTOS (June 14, 2010, 7:28 pm). Reply

    I LOVE YOU
    Justin Bieber

  17. Beatris15_ (June 15, 2010, 2:30 pm). Reply

    bueno me parese bien Que Haga lo desee El servicio pecado Importar Lo Que piensen Los demas Que luche Por Lo Que Quiere

    • Winnie_sarabia (July 20, 2010, 4:12 am). Reply

      blah blah blah

  18. Beatris15_ (June 15, 2010, 10:30 am). Reply

    bueno me parese bien Que Haga lo desee El servicio pecado Importar Lo Que piensen Los demas Que luche Por Lo Que Quiere

  19. javiera (June 15, 2010, 5:54 pm). Reply

    justin te amo se mio xdd

  20. javiera (June 15, 2010, 1:54 pm). Reply

    justin te amo se mio xdd

  21. Erica97 (June 15, 2010, 9:31 pm). Reply

    justin bieber love love love love love love love love love love love love love justin bieber

  22. Erica97 (June 15, 2010, 5:31 pm). Reply

    justin bieber love love love love love love love love love love love love love justin bieber

  23. Dayday (June 16, 2010, 1:55 am). Reply

    wow i really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllly want to be a firefighter 1 u can go in the fire and save people 2 and when i fine out wat station he is in ow it is on lik donkey kong

  24. Dayday (June 15, 2010, 9:55 pm). Reply

    wow i really reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllly want to be a firefighter 1 u can go in the fire and save people 2 and when i fine out wat station he is in ow it is on lik donkey kong

  25. Ximena (June 19, 2010, 4:14 pm). Reply

    soy ximena bonita

  26. Ximena (June 19, 2010, 12:14 pm). Reply

    soy ximena bonita

  27. Helen (June 19, 2010, 9:55 pm). Reply

    hola justin bieber eres muy lindo te adoramos mucho eres hermoso te amooooooooo♥

    • Jennbrown (July 9, 2010, 3:22 am). Reply

      justen i’m your fan

      • carina (August 7, 2010, 8:47 pm). Reply

        justin bieber ilove you

  28. Helen (June 19, 2010, 5:55 pm). Reply

    hola justin bieber eres muy lindo te adoramos mucho eres hermoso te amooooooooo♥

  29. Helen (June 19, 2010, 9:55 pm). Reply

    hola justin bieber eres muy lindo te adoramos mucho eres hermoso te amooooooooo♥

  30. JermairaS0 (June 20, 2010, 9:36 pm). Reply

    Justin Bieber Iloveyou…!(:

    • Tais são josé ribeiro (July 31, 2010, 2:41 am). Reply

      love justin love you neime tais [brasileira]love love fã one te conhece primeiro que todos sua fama e eu que troce voce ate aque eu só ando na nete pesquisando novos artistas e voce foi o unico qui eu mais gostei e não vou te perder de vista ok te amo mais que tudo nessa vida bem tenho 11 anos moro no brasil salvador-bahia meu nome é [tais sao josé ribeiro]love you

  31. JermairaS0 (June 20, 2010, 9:36 pm). Reply

    Justin Bieber Iloveyou…!(:

  32. leslie luz daniela (June 21, 2010, 11:39 pm). Reply

    MY MSN ES LESLIE_LINDISIMA@HOTMAIL.COM POR FA AGREGAME JUSTIN BIEBER

  33. Marla22008 (June 23, 2010, 8:05 pm). Reply

    Eu sou loucamente apaixonado por esse lindoooooooooooooo

  34. Marla22008 (June 23, 2010, 8:05 pm). Reply

    Eu sou loucamente apaixonado por esse lindoooooooooooooo

  35. Sabrina (June 29, 2010, 10:23 pm). Reply

    meu nome é sabrina justin eu te amo muito mesmo que nem saiba que eu existo mas não desisto de vc venha logo para o brasil justin sua música nova é muito linda,mas as músicas que mas gosto tua é baby e one time i love you justi beijossssss te amo d+zão

  36. 3V3L1YN M3ND32 (June 29, 2010, 10:27 pm). Reply

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ~~~~~~~~~~~L0V3 ~JUSTIN ~BIEBER HE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSEEEEXXXXXYYYYY<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>

  37. SABRINA (June 29, 2010, 10:30 pm). Reply

    eu te amo mas que tudo mas que todos
    EU TE AMO QUIETA,TRISTE,ALEGRE E AGITADA.TE AMO E ISSO BASTA…

    JUSTIN VEM PRO BRASIL I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Cheyanneferreira (June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm). Reply

    hi justin bieber i am your bigest fan i love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mach.

  39. cheyanneferreira (June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm). Reply

    hi my grama called u a beverass i rily feal bad 4 u i am so sorry

    • Kenneth_deleon112969 (July 11, 2010, 9:01 am). Reply

      wrong spelling your feal

  40. Sabrina (June 29, 2010, 10:23 pm). Reply

    meu nome é sabrina justin eu te amo muito mesmo que nem saiba que eu existo mas não desisto de vc venha logo para o brasil justin sua música nova é muito linda,mas as músicas que mas gosto tua é baby e one time i love you justi beijossssss te amo d+zão

  41. 3V3L1YN M3ND32 (June 29, 2010, 10:27 pm). Reply

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ~~~~~~~~~~~L0V3 ~JUSTIN ~BIEBER HE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSEEEEXXXXXYYYYY<<<<<<<<<——————————————————>>>>>>>>>>

  42. SABRINA (June 29, 2010, 10:30 pm). Reply

    eu te amo mas que tudo mas que todos
    EU TE AMO QUIETA,TRISTE,ALEGRE E AGITADA.TE AMO E ISSO BASTA…

    JUSTIN VEM PRO BRASIL I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Cheyanneferreira (June 29, 2010, 11:03 pm). Reply

    hi justin bieber i am your bigest fan i love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mach.

  44. cheyanneferreira (June 29, 2010, 11:07 pm). Reply

    hi my grama called u a beverass i rily feal bad 4 u i am so sorry

  45. Jennyfergatona (July 6, 2010, 11:36 pm). Reply

    eu quero namorar com vc

  46. Jennyfergatona (July 6, 2010, 11:36 pm). Reply

    eu quero namorar com vc

  47. Luanna Samudio (July 7, 2010, 1:43 pm). Reply

    I love you Bieber!!

  48. Luanna Samudio (July 7, 2010, 1:43 pm). Reply

    I love you Bieber!!

  49. bruna rafaella (July 7, 2010, 9:08 pm). Reply

    i love you

  50. bruna rafaella (July 7, 2010, 9:08 pm). Reply

    i love you

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  52. Jennbrown (July 9, 2010, 3:22 am). Reply

    justen i'm your fan

  53. Nicole Chan (July 10, 2010, 8:51 am). Reply

    YAY RETIREMENT !!

  54. Nicole Chan (July 10, 2010, 8:51 am). Reply

    YAY RETIREMENT !!

  55. HeavensAngel (July 11, 2010, 9:04 am). Reply

    justin beiber your the GREAT :)

  56. Kenneth_deleon112969 (July 11, 2010, 9:01 am). Reply

    wrong spelling your feal

  57. HeavensAngel (July 11, 2010, 9:04 am). Reply

    justin beiber your the GREAT :)

  58. Amanda-fortim (July 16, 2010, 5:30 pm). Reply

    oi amore

  59. Amanda-fortim (July 16, 2010, 5:30 pm). Reply

    oi amore

  60. Winnie_sarabia (July 20, 2010, 4:12 am). Reply

    blah blah blah

  61. Lsuforever2 (July 23, 2010, 7:47 pm). Reply

    Boring!

  62. Lsuforever2 (July 23, 2010, 7:47 pm). Reply

    Boring!

  63. Nyemba (July 25, 2010, 10:16 am). Reply

    you are doing very well keep doing the good work love you

  64. Nyemba (July 25, 2010, 10:18 am). Reply

    hey justin keep doing the good work love you

  65. Nyemba (July 25, 2010, 10:16 am). Reply

    you are doing very well keep doing the good work love you

  66. Nyemba (July 25, 2010, 10:18 am). Reply

    hey justin keep doing the good work love you

  67. MARY_MARY (July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm). Reply

    CAT YOU FOREVER LOVE

  68. MARY_MARY (July 25, 2010, 6:43 pm). Reply

    CAT YOU FOREVER LOVE

  69. Cecille_dimaguila27 (July 27, 2010, 6:30 am). Reply

    i love you justine bieber..

  70. Cecille_dimaguila27 (July 27, 2010, 6:30 am). Reply

    i love you justine bieber..

  71. Ray Dareian (July 31, 2010, 4:58 am). Reply

    hey justin we r fans r u single well i have this friend she likes you can we have your number please we r not that big of fans but we love you justin maddy and do u have a brother

  72. lashmika (July 31, 2010, 5:27 am). Reply

    awaitng 4 ur next rap!!!!!!!!!!! ludacirs seems 2 b awesome

  73. Tais são josé ribeiro (July 31, 2010, 2:41 am). Reply

    love justin love you neime tais [brasileira]love love fã one te conhece primeiro que todos sua fama e eu que troce voce ate aque eu só ando na nete pesquisando novos artistas e voce foi o unico qui eu mais gostei e não vou te perder de vista ok te amo mais que tudo nessa vida bem tenho 11 anos moro no brasil salvador-bahia meu nome é [tais sao josé ribeiro]love you

  74. Ray Dareian (July 31, 2010, 4:58 am). Reply

    hey justin we r fans r u single well i have this friend she likes you can we have your number please we r not that big of fans but we love you justin maddy and do u have a brother

  75. lashmika (July 31, 2010, 5:27 am). Reply

    awaitng 4 ur next rap!!!!!!!!!!! ludacirs seems 2 b awesome

  76. TRISTINE HULL (August 1, 2010, 3:35 am). Reply

    I LOVE YOU JUSTIN AND IF I COULD WISH ONE THING IT WOULD TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU I CRY OVER YOUR SONGS MY FRIEND SAID YOUR NOT HOT AND YOUR NOT WORTH CRYING OVER YOU ARE TO ILL NEVER MEET YOU I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY I HAVE YOUTUBE THOUGH SO I CAAN SEE YOU OFF OF THERE MAYBE I CAN MEET YOU WEN I GET MONEY OR YOU COULD COME TO ME BUT YOUR TO BUSY I BET HUMM……….I LOVE YOU I WONT TO MEET YOU SO BAD BUT I NEVER WILL HUM……. :( I <3 U

  77. TRISTINE HULL (August 1, 2010, 3:35 am). Reply

    I LOVE YOU JUSTIN AND IF I COULD WISH ONE THING IT WOULD TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU I CRY OVER YOUR SONGS MY FRIEND SAID YOUR NOT HOT AND YOUR NOT WORTH CRYING OVER YOU ARE TO ILL NEVER MEET YOU I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY I HAVE YOUTUBE THOUGH SO I CAAN SEE YOU OFF OF THERE MAYBE I CAN MEET YOU WEN I GET MONEY OR YOU COULD COME TO ME BUT YOUR TO BUSY I BET HUMM……….I LOVE YOU I WONT TO MEET YOU SO BAD BUT I NEVER WILL HUM……. :( I <3 U

  78. Jeje_barbie-14 (August 1, 2010, 8:45 pm). Reply

    justin biber I love youu adorari conhecer ele pessoalmente ai meu deus

  79. Jeje_barbie-14 (August 1, 2010, 8:45 pm). Reply

    justin biber I love youu adorari conhecer ele pessoalmente ai meu deus

  80. Jeremiah (August 5, 2010, 12:14 pm). Reply

    aw

  81. Amanda'alves (August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm). Reply

    justhen sou muito sua fan sou do brasil amanda’alves

  82. Amanda'alves (August 5, 2010, 9:26 pm). Reply

    justhen sou muito sua fan sou do brasil amanda'alves

  83. joyce (August 6, 2010, 9:39 pm). Reply

    que lindo

  84. natalia (August 6, 2010, 9:55 pm). Reply

    oi.queria te conheçer

  85. joyce (August 6, 2010, 9:39 pm). Reply

    que lindo

  86. natalia (August 6, 2010, 9:55 pm). Reply

    oi.queria te conheçer

  87. Brunagt_2007 (August 7, 2010, 11:12 am). Reply

    y love you justin
    forever, forever, forever……..

  88. Marina78 (August 7, 2010, 2:27 pm). Reply

    justen your the best (keep singing cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool songs)

    From marina

  89. Brunagt_2007 (August 7, 2010, 11:12 am). Reply

    y love you justin
    forever, forever, forever……..

  90. Marina78 (August 7, 2010, 2:27 pm). Reply

    justen your the best (keep singing cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool songs)

    From marina

  91. Hanna (August 7, 2010, 11:12 pm). Reply

    .Justin Bieber I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

  92. carina (August 7, 2010, 8:47 pm). Reply

    justin bieber ilove you

  93. Hanna (August 7, 2010, 11:12 pm). Reply

    .Justin Bieber I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

  94. N Pearson41 (August 9, 2010, 5:14 am). Reply

    i luv u justin

  95. N Pearson41 (August 9, 2010, 5:14 am). Reply

    i luv u justin

  96. Ashly21_aquino (August 10, 2010, 2:25 am). Reply

    love him

  97. Ashly21_aquino (August 10, 2010, 2:28 am). Reply

    ilove u justine bieber……always take care….

  98. Ashly21_aquino (August 10, 2010, 2:25 am). Reply

    love him

  99. Ashly21_aquino (August 10, 2010, 2:28 am). Reply

    ilove u justine bieber……always take care….

  100. catherine mitchell (August 12, 2010, 2:10 am). Reply

    tes tros hot justin bbbierber i love you

  101. Trav (August 13, 2010, 7:22 am). Reply

    go figure hah

  102. Abreeze1977 (August 14, 2010, 12:39 am). Reply

    justen biber you are realy cute.and keep singing cool songs

  103. brook (August 14, 2010, 8:30 am). Reply

    This is now one of my favorite blogs and i will be frequenting it daily just because of your great posts. Thanks alot for keeping me engaged and entertained.

  104. Moriahabiles (August 14, 2010, 1:55 pm). Reply

    i think your a good and i think your cute

  105. Curtis Dalonzo (August 14, 2010, 2:05 pm). Reply

    Justin Bieber is really very nice. I enjoy singing along to most of his songs. He’s really dreamy.

  106. Wanessacarlas (September 8, 2010, 1:11 pm). Reply

    eu amo o justin bieber

  107. Wanesssacarlas (September 8, 2010, 1:12 pm). Reply

    como ele e lindo si eu pude eu vazia mil loucura com ele eu adoro o justin bieber ???????????????? mil beijossssssssss

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